The Golgappa Competition
3 days back (in the hostel)
Cena (Abhinav) : Everyday when I am done with the coaching , I make my way to the Chaat Corner in the market and help myself with a plate of Golgappa .
Me : I just love Golgappas . I can eat as many as you bring in front of me .
Cena : Whatever amount it may be , you won’t be able to overtake me .
Me : Are you sure ?
Cena : Of course .
Me : Then why don’t we see it for ourself . Lets have a Golgappa Competition . Eat as many as you can . Losers to pay .
Cena : Done .
2 days back (on the way to gym)
Cena : By the way . Have you ever entered into such a competition earlier ?
Me : Yeah I have .
Cena : So ?
Me : So what ? I won . Isn’t that obvious ?
Cena : What was the number ?
Me : It took me 57 to win .
Cena (with a shocking look ) : I back off .
( I smiled . I knew he was an easy opponent )
A little later that day (in hostel)
Ashu : Harry . Why do you make so many cock and bull stories ?
Me : Which story ?
Ashu : You said you went upto 57 . That’s a white lie . When will you give up your habit of crafting stories ?
Me : If you don’t believe me , you can see it for yourself .
Ashu : Cena , don’t believe him . He is lying . You can easily defeat him . Go for it . If you lose , I will be your one-third financer .
Cena : Lets go for it then .
(At this point , I thanked Ashu for convincing Cena back to the competition)
Yesterday (in Sector 10 … our Kurukshetra)
Me : All set for competition ?
Cena : Absolutely .
Suddenly phone rang .
Abhi : Don’t start it . We are on our way . You have got an audience .
So the stage was set . Plates ready . Chaatwaala ready to fire Golgappas into our plates .
The count started . Comments and words of encouragements were coming out rapidly from the spectators ( Abhishek , Vivek , Raghav , Vibhuti , Ashu and Faraz) . The soldiers were standing steadily in the battlefield .
1…5….10….20…30….
No signs of giving up yet . Audience was split into two corners , encouraging the contestants to live up to the situation . Counting was not to be stopped .
31…35…40….50….
Half Century . Excellent . Everyone thought that we will hit a century . But at this time , I started losing it . I knew its not long until I vomit it out .
51…55….56….57…..
I was a goner by this time . The magic number 57 strikes . I knew I won’t be able to hold it any further .
Vivek : Harry . Do you give up ?
I nodded . And the nod was followed by the vomiting . My stomach was unable to endure it . I lost the battle . Cena was celebrating . We shook hands and like a lost warrior , I made my way to the stairs of the nearest shop and helplessly , I kept looking at my friends having their own share of Golgappas . ( Hoping that atleast they would eat like Homo Sapiens . Afterall , it was loser to pay )
Cena : I never thought I could eat so much . No matter . Well tried .
Me : Yeah Yeah . Well tried indeed . Now give me the bill . (making my way to my wallet , pondering over the bill)
You posting from the loo??? 😆
But 57?? Kudos!!! I had once won a Puchka (Golgappa) competition. Had to manage just about 25.. 😛
u should have knew one that whome you was competing is Cena who is a d.. d…l towards eating … 😉
u should have known one that whom you was competing is Cena who is a d.. d…l towards eating … 😉
yaar I toh thgt this golgappa comp was usually held b/w gals
ek baar maine bhi bade josh mein aa kar part liya….v were 6 gals
It was a sorta friends party so thnk god no one had to pay!!
Coz i lost- i cld eat only 10!!!
Oters ate 42, winner ate 68
so urs wasn’t a bad try 🙂
Waise kitne paise lage?? 😛
57????? I can not go beyond 7-8!!!
WOW!! I love gol-gappe… doesn’t matter if you lost. Khaye to sahi na!! hee..hee..
Ab mere munh mein paani aa raha hai. Need to eat while going back home! 🙂
Agree with sakhi….moonh mein paani aa gaya 🙂
have to eat it today now 🙂
hey!! i didn’t believe that u have made this incredible effort…but i had to!!
yet one thing i must admit that only cena could make this task acomplished!! 😀
57 golgappas? man!! are you really fine now?!
this post makes me want to have golgappas right away!
oh wow wish i was there.. i would have been a strong contender.. 20-25 is just normal can’t eat less than that. 🙂
in college me and friends used to have golgappa breaks daily .. what fun days.. 🙂
LOL – serves you right for making up suh stories – is your throat ok? You may have run into fever had it reacted to such a BRUTAL attack on it! 😛
Even though you vomited out 57 golgappas, you would always be a winner! 😛