I .. Me .. and Myself

Well don’t go by the title and take me for one self obsessed brat (that doesn’t mean that I am not one 😛 😉 ) … The reason behind this “can” be attributed to this tag which I have picked up from Scorpria. Here I am doing a tag after a pretty long time, so please bear with me. 😛 😉

So here are the rules:

1. Every phrase needs to be completed with three answers about yourself

2. That’s it. Oh…post it an tell a few people, so they’ll know they’re in for some laughs

I am

• an illusionist, who could force you to believe in things you won’t ever believe that you believed in 😛 😉  … Believe me 🙂
• a bonafide example and proof of the very old and awesome saying “LOOKS CAN BE DECEPTIVE” … For more information on the topic and to undergo a course to attain the skills contact me, with a DD of Rs 5375/- (Tuition fee ofcourse .. I ain’t teaching you for free … No references would be entertained either … chk chk chk ) …
• a free bird, the flight of which is unperturbed by any expectation, any fear or any expectation … A bird which sees its destination … A bird with a belief … A belief that it will land at its destination one day or the other ….

I want

• to teach my buddies the secret behind my awesome time management and the secret behind my ability to sleep and wake up at will … Have I told you all that I can do with sleeping hours of anything between 0 to 24 hrs a day (that too without coffee, without the fear of some scary thing hiding under my bed … even without a girlfriend 😀 😀 ) … Awesome isn’t it??? … (Now don’t come running to me with a hope that I would share this secret with you … Not without that DD of course 😉 ) …
• to see a world free from all types of hypocrites and stereotypes … Few awful people I see everywhere I tell you :@ :@
• to hack all the accounts of Mark Zuckenberg 😛 😉 …

I have

• a brain full of all types of weird plans and ideas ( most of them destructive … but lucrative, nonetheless) …
• a heart of gold ( thank you thank you … I am very humble … no more claps please 😛 )
• a sense of humor people envy me for 😛 😉 … (Did I tell you all that I am not a Bond when it comes to humility ?? 😉 )

I wish

• I had the power to be able to teleport … Can’t tell you how much I feel like to be at a certain place at times … But this materialistic body and the constraints of gravitational, electrical and magnetic forces constraint my soul from wondering into alien places ….
• I could play around with that tennis ball with same elegance and perfection as the great Fedex does …
• I never change … Seriously I wish so … Can’t let this world to be at so much of a loss 🙁 🙁 🙁 …

I hate

• People who are so fond of spreading negativity … These guys are so frustrated with their life that they are always on a try to derail others … grrrrr
• the feeling when you say goodbye to someone and you are not sure when and where you are going to see …
• the sound of the alarm clock … Show me one person in this world who is at ease with this sound… Come on tell me if there is one .. :@ :@ :@

I fear

• getting my account hacked by some stupid muggle …
• a heartbreak … nothing could be worse than this … ( a heartbreak should not be just restricted to a romantic one … there is a whole lot of dimension to it )
• doing something really embarrassing amidst a crowd which holds you in a high position … 🙁 …

I hear

• voices all around … voices saying that there are dumb people around …
• the tantrums being thrown by my heart and brain .. which, like every loving couple, are in continuous fight with each other …
• the spirit within me … which is continuously propelling me forward … to do what I believe in … to do what I strive for … to do what is right …

I search

• for the right place … and the right time … ( I know you must have started your permutations and combinations 😉 )
• for any possible way by which I could bring smile on my loved ones … and for any possible way in which I could inflict sufferings on the ones I hate …. Dosto se Pyaar Kiya … Dushmano se Badla liyaaa … jo bhi kiyaa humne kiyaaaa .. Shaaannn seeee B-)
• for that special message from that special someone which could bring a smile on your face when you need it the most … 🙂

I wonder

• how could some people be so so two faced …
• how could people possibly lick their elbow …. :O :O ….
• how could you possibly try to lick yours 😛 😉 … Hahahaah … caught ya .. 😉

I regret

• making that one and only mistake which left a regret in my life … grrrr …
• the fact that I don’t have any more regret ( which means I won’t be able to complete these three points 🙁 )
• mentioning the first point ( in absence of which I could have proclaimed myself Mr. Purrrfffcccttt 😀 )

I love

• each and every person that has made my life so wonderful …Love you fellas 😀
• the smell of the Earth when first drop of rain touches its surface ….
• the sound with which the waves strike the beach … so energetic and so calm at the same time … In awe of the power of that moon which directs all the proceedings … precision that could not be matched for …

I always

• wake up early in the morning …
• attend all the classes …
• crack jokes like I just did … 😛 😉

I ache

• when someone approaches me for help, with expectation, and I am not able to lend a helping hand …
• the day when my buddies celebrate the day I was born … my birthday … ouuchhh … it really hurts 🙁
• when I think about that doomed day when fate somehow trapped me and led me to watch that shit called “Dronaaa” … yucckkkkkk :@ :@

I usually

• like to sit back and relaxxx ….
• wonder at times how long a tag could possibly stretch to …
• cut down on the tag when I start getting bored … like I am going to do right now … lolzzz 😛 😛 .. Here goes rest of the tag …

 

That’s it folks from my side … Anyone wish to take up this version of tag can pick it up from here … Others can take up the full version from Scorpria’s blog … 😉 😉 😉 …

P.S. The DD (Demand Draft) should be payable at Mumbai. Thanks 😛 😉