The “Responsible” Media

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These are the news headlines which were being broadcasted  on the top news channels of our country at around 7:45 PM on 3rd of February …………

Zee News : Confrontation in Mumbai ………….. ( Thats the news I have been hearing since last 1 week or so )

NDTV India : Bipasha Basu sets stage on fire .. Watch Billo’s new video ………. ( Wohooo … That is what we were looking for )

Aaj Tak : Breaking News – I am very happy on receiving the “Chhupa Rustam” award – Virat Kohli ………… ( Glad to know that )

IBN 7 : Why are hollywood actors necessary in big budget Bollywood movies ? ……………. ( Great Question …. May be they are necessary to make the budget “big” )

India TV : Special Report – Milk flowing out from a “Neem” tree … What is there is the tree’s stem ? …………………. ( Finally ….. finally they have stopped talking of Indian snakes )

News 24 : Sachin is a fan of Big B and vice versa …………….. ( Awwwwww…..)

DD News : News regarding GDP and market growth ………………………. ( Hey …. don’t you have any concerns about your TRP ?? )

Tez : a program known as “Astro Uncle” … call us and we will tell you your future …. Great ..!!! …………………… ( Noting down ….. may be they could help me out in my exams )

CNN-IBN : Telangana committee formed .. given 3 years for submitting report ………………………… ( Yayyy … Yayyy … atlast some news …. Full points to CNN – IBN )