The Devil’s Number
Have you ever made an effort to give Mr. Devil a missed call ? Or have you ever received one from him ? ….. If not , then give it a try right now . Mr. Devil has his own personalized private number – 666 ( P.S. no special tariffs or SMS card will work on this number …. Dial at your own risk )
According to Uncyclopedia : “Apparantly, 666 is not God’s favorite number. It is Satan’s favorite (thought you might have already known that) (also, my dog’s favorite, since he enjoys pooping about 666 times a day). Someone called Fungus (a guy who is dead for 666 years) asked God one day “Please, could I go back to Earth and start a new life (that’s reincarnation, mate)?”. In response, God took 6.66 minutes of quiet thinking and afterwards replied: “Go to hell”. And so he did. After he got there, the Devil let Fungus go back to Earth thanks to his schmearing skills (also, pie cooking skills – I’m serious, that guy used to be The Great Imperial Cooker of Persia back in his age. Could cook about 666 pies/second).
Warning : The King of Darkness , the ultimate villain and the proud owner of the magical deadly number 666 has kept an eye on this post . All the readers who pass by without leaving a comment will be subjected to the extreme torment in hellfire .
where r u getting thse info from
haha 666 and torment it seems so whats with u for posting
the post is bit confusing. U should have written the whole story behind this number.
potter is scared by a heavy triple sixxxxxxxxx
do u really believe in all this??
Oh, I know what I should do to pass time. Go back to reading Uncyclopedia! Been a while since I did that. Thanks for the reminder OH better still, I could go call 666 :p
Are you giving caution to everyone???
so did u call 666?
The devil is always ONLINE! Apparently he doesnt allow students to study for exams either!
No need to call – GOOGLE HIM – Internet hai na!
My latest observations –
My birth number is 6 (a factor of 666)
My name is Dev (a part of Devil)
My cell no. has lot of 6s
So…
what should I do??
Maybe run from myself!!!
I saw this in some movie. What a crazy number to choose from all of them.
I was born in 198’6′.. Am I supposed to be scared???
Whaaaaaaat???
What was all that about??? details details!
hehehehe
well in 2006, on the day of my birthday the date was 06/06/06
no doubt i am called the “dare devil” by people
Hey i already knew abt the Number 666 being a satans no.
But is d latter part of the story TRUE [:O]
:O
well anyways the warning part was Sexy..
err, i hd to stop nd leave a comment, i surely dont wnt to suffer ny torments, lol!!